To my future kids:
Me: Where have you been all night?!
Child: ...
Me: NEON JEONGMAL MYSTERY MYSTERY!!!!
Child: Mom, I feel kinda lonely
Me: EVERY DAY I JUST CAN'T CONTROOOOL. EVERY NIGHT THE LONELINESS, MAH LOOOOVE~
Child: Mom, what's happening to you?
Me: I CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH BREATH BREATH!
Child: Oh God, Mom, are you okay?!
Husband: Why am I hearing my group's old songs?
